1. Presidents Clue was officially due 54 minutes ago but unofficially due Thursday morning.  $200 at stake plus the adoration of the entire Liebowitz family.

2. At the completely reasonable request of at least one CRA, you may substitute “show a nonphysical display of affection” for “eskimo kiss” in clue 7.  Rain check on the eskimo kisses until the doo doo pee pee epidemic passes.