I like lemonade, quantum physics, and American Muscle Cars. I look pretty good in hot pink, I’ve been told, and I have an obsession with Casablanca and other bitterly romantic films.

In my spare time I like to impersonate Captain Jack Sparrow, watch Cavaliers games, and lotion my hands excessively because I’m a sailor and they’re kind of rough, mom says.

Yes, this is all 100% true.