How Twitter is Helping My Life

I’m kind of an oblivious person sometimes. There are days when I have no idea what’s happening in the world just because I haven’t bothered to look at anything (you know, like the news and stuff). But NOW, thanks to Twitter, I don’t have to! I’ve been following Roger Ebert, The New York Times, Entertainment Weekly, ESPN, MTV, VH1, Doctors Without Borders, and Stephen Colbert on Twitter, and they let me know everything that I need to know…on an hourly basis! All I have to do is look at my Twitter News Feed and I’m up-to-date on world affairs, films, music, pop culture, and sports! I can click links to full stories (if I want to) or just look at the blurbs. Honestly, it’s fast, easy, and pretty much awesome. Now, I know things before my friends do, so I sound knowledgeable and ultra-informed when I speak. Thank you, Twitter.