Did anyone see this year’s World Series? Boy, that pissed me off. Like, that really fucking pissed me off. I just couldn’t believe how angry it made me feel. Every goddamn part of it. I’m sick of this shit. Jesus Christ, baseball! Why the fuck did that fuckin’ shit have to fuckin’ go down like that!? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT. THE FUCK. DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND THE SHIT COMING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE MOUTH RIGHT NOW!? JESUS MOTHAFUCKIN’ CHRIST I CAN’T BELIEVE F&^^&% BASEBALL^&^^@#^*#TEXAS(**@#((*#)(*_(#*)&#(**SAN FRAN(*(#(!_*!)&#(&#!&AMERICA&*&%^$&^$$%*&UMPIRE&&(#))&*&%^$&^$$%&#&$^*^%$#!FOOD SERVED AT THE GAMES^$&^$$&*&%^$&^$$%!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ed. Note—The writer spontaneously combusted before he could finish the article]