First things first: talk about my Gall Bladder. 

(Show scar maybe? Chicks dig scars right?)

Decide in advance if I should wear a hat or not

Scare lady

Hehehehe, I’m such a jokester!

In case of politically charged question regarding China, don’t mention that kegger I went to with Hu Jintao.

Figure out who the dude who keeps standing behind me is.

Seriously, the way he interrupts me is getting a bit rude.

Urge Middlebury to Divest From All Military and Unsustainable Investments

This is pretty important, hope I have time to get around to this point.