Middlebury a cappella groups Bobolinks and Mamajamas united to brutally massacre the members of a new co-ed a cappella group, “the Funkapoodles.”

To quote members: “three coed a cappella groups, nine groups total is just too much with a 2,400 person student body.”

When asked in a survey about the Funkapoodles, 30% of students thought it was a new sandwich at the Grille, 5% thought it was a new branch of Scientology, 6% thought it was a new improv group, and 20% made the note offhand that they “find Mike West to be extremely attractive.”    Upon hearing rumors of the possibility of a new improv group, Will Bellaimey responds “No, two is enough.”

A cappella groups to hold campus wide conference and trial to discuss the conviction of the committers of a cappellacide who brutally murdered the members of the group “the Funkapoodles.”

Police stated “If they didn’t like the group they could have found many other ways to disband it without having to kill the members, that’s going too far.”  A member of one of the coed groups responded “No, three coed a cappella groups is too much.”