Simran Bhalla was born on May 21, 19 – actually, it doesn’t matter what year she was born, because like all great leaders, she is ageless, and will look exactly the way she does now when she’s 48. She believes that government should be of the people, by the people, and for the people, and so as a person, she feels she is fit to run a government. She owes great debt to the strong women who led nations before her: her idols Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi, and Hillary Clinton. She intends to follow in their footsteps exactly, especially in the fields of destroying worker’s unions, ordering her intelligence agency to do illegal things, declaring a state of Emergency whenever she feels like it, and restraining herself from physically harming her husband (in public). She strongly believes in liberty, equality, and above all, the right to bare arms, Michelle O. style. For the first time in her adult life, she is proud of Terra, and she’s really glad she didn’t stay at home and bake cookies. Her favourite Beatle is George.

Thanks,
Simran Bhalla
Prime Minister

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One Response to “Prime Minister Bio: Simran Bhalla”

  1. Alex on May 5th, 2009 10:13 am

    I am amazed at your eloquent words Prime Minister Simran. You bring a fresh and zesty rule to the government of Terra. Bravo!

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