Everything you never wanted to know about the IAEA

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I have a new hero and his name is Paul Szasz. I don’t really know much about him, except that he worked briefly at the IAEA in the Legal Department in the early 60’s, and that he has written the best written and most comprehensive book about the IAEA that I have ever read. Above you will see a blurry (sorry!) picture of its cover. It is called “Legal Series 7: The Law and Practices of the International Atomic Energy Agency.”

Nothing too interesting right? Wrong!

This book is 1189 pages of solid gold IAEA nerdiness. It covers just about anything you could ever want to know about the Agency (and a lot you don’t) from a legal perspective. But more than just that – it is readable! So readable in fact that I spent the good part of a week reading (and skimming) the entire document. Of course, parts of it are dated (it was published in 1970), but so much of it is still applicable and relevant today that I have heard that many within the IAEA Office of Legal Affairs still use it as a reference – a rumor that seems to be confirmed by the link to the document on the Office of Legal Affairs website, along with the Supplement, published in 1993.

I could go on and on about how amazing this book it. Hopefully, you won’t take my work for it and will skim some of the sections yourself, but I have to gush about one last thing. As I mentioned, it was written in the late 1960’s and first published in 1970, before the NPT had entered into force. Despite this, his predictions for how the IAEA would be affected by the possible entry into force and how the IAEA could change in the future are eerily correct. After I read this book, I did some more digging about Paul Szasz and found that he went on to be a bit of a legal rockstar. No surprises there. Unfortunately, his passing in 2002 was too soon for him to publish another Supplement and thereby weigh in on the AP, the SLC, and all sorts of other interesting changes within the Agency. Hopefully, there is some aspiring Nonpro Lawyer out there who will take on the project and carry on this holy work…

Exit Through the Gift Shop

Once again, I fear that apologies are due because I have been so slow in posting. The good news is that in this case, it is for a particularly good reason, being that I have been very busy trying to get my life together for my new job in Washington DC, starting in July. It will mean a very busy three weeks as I move out of Vienna, swing through Monterey to move all my stuff out of storage, head up to Richland, Washington, for our one-week orientation, and then finally to DC to start my new job!

Despite all this impending craziness, it has not stopped me from finding adventures and being busy in Vienna. In fact, just the opposite, as the weather has finally gotten nice enough that it is difficult to justify staying inside when one isn’t getting paid for it.

On the non-work front, I have been busy as well, having visited Sicily, Prague, Bratislava, Graz, and now Ireland since I last posted. I unfortunately won’t have time to write posts on all the places, but I would have felt negligent to not write a post on Prague as I loved the city so much.

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For those who don’t know (I didn’t) Prague is only a 4-hour train ride from Vienna. It cost 30 euros each way and it definitely worth it! Its hard to do justice to the full awesomeness of the city in just a few paragraphs. So, I’ll share my two favorite stories, and hopefully that will whet your appetite for more.

When I booked my AirBnB for Prague, I noticed that some of the comments had mentioned entering the BnB through a gift shop. I didn’t think much about it assuming that meant they shared a common entrance from the street. However, in fact the truth was much more fun – the entrance to the BnB is the gift shop! During the day, it meant we walked by all the stuffed animals, t-shirts, beer steins, etc. to get to the little door at the back that led to our Apartment. Not a huge deal – kinda fun, but for some reason, walking through the gift shop at was so cool! Maybe its the perverse desire that I think most people share to secretly get locked inside a department store at night, so that you can play with all the toys, sleep in all the beds, and run up the escalators backwards. Regardless of the reason, it was really fun to go in and out of the BnB at night through the Gift Shop. It felt like we were real locals.

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Besides the cool BnB’s, there is so much to recommend the city of Prague. The Old Town and Castle are amazing. There are so many bridges and little lanes, that it is an utterly charming city to get lost in, and fortunately, the city center is so small, that it would certainly be a challenge to truly get lost. And the food… The FOOD. There is one Czech invention in particular, the Trdelnik, the left us particularly impressed. So much so, that my friend and I have begun scheming how to invent the next big American food craze along the lines of “Czech it Out! Pastries.” Check out the link above for more info.

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One of the most interesting parts of Prague was the Country’s relationship with the Soviet Union. Having traveled now in Russia and several other post-Soviet countries, it is intriguing to me how differently some countries responded to the collapse of the Soviet Union. There’s actually a joke in this line, about how long it took for the Soviet Union to collapse in each country; it goes that it took Poland 10 years, Hungary 10 months, East Germany 10 weeks, Czechoslovakia 10 days, and Romania 10 hours. Of course, it would be unwise to try to compare the countries based on cultural generalizations, but it suffices to say that the Czechs don’t seem to carry a lot of nostalgia for the Soviet days. They were  the most willing to let in Western countries after the collapse, as is pretty evident by the line of US companies with offices located outside Prague. However, in their attempts to move on, they have been careful not to forget the damage that was done, as is evident by the picture above – a haunting memorial to the victims of communism in the Czech Republic.

Finally – the last and most important part of my trip to Prague was without a doubt BEER SPA. I know what you are thinking – those words don’t go together, like government organization or Microsoft Works. However, the Czechs have found a way! Much like the Trdelnik, I am already planning to open my first beer spa somewhere in the mountains of Colorado. It will of course serve sandwiches. There will be beer. There will be spa.

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So, what is a beer spa?

Its pretty much a regular spa, except everything is beer themed! We started out with a 30 minute relaxing bath in a tub of yeast and hops. As we fermented*, we poured our own beer directly from the tap attached to our tub. Then, we got a beer massage (really a regular massage, but with beer lotion!) and finally got wrapped up like little beer sausages in warm blankets for about 20 minutes. Altogether, the entire thing lasted about 1.5 hours and cost 60 euros. And was worth every euro penny! When I left the spa, I think I could have flown – I felt so wonderfully relaxed and tipsy. I think I may bring a beer to all massages from now on…

p.s. If you go to Beer Spa, bring a bathing suit you don’t love or a friend you do. The beer tubs are roomy, but not roomy enough that two bros would probably be happy sharing one in the buff…

* An important note: We did not actually bathe in beer, as it may seem. I am pretty sure this would be pretty gross. It was instead just hops and yeast in hot water. Its apparently great for the skin and smalls AMAZING. Although, I was cleaning hops out of my orifices for several days…

 

Losht in Budapesht

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This will be one of my rare travel posts. Though I love travelling and have ambitious plans to take advantage of my proximity to all sorts of great places while I am here in Europe, I am terrible at travel writing. I am not sure why, but I do know that in my previous blog of the same name (link), I was almost prolific when it came to writing about sandwiches, but less than adequate when it came to writing about my travel adventures. And I was living in Siberia… the sandwiches are terrible in Siberia, by the way, but that is another post.

However, I do want share some of the cool places I am visiting, and as I am sure that MIIS would like me to do some good advertising for their programs, it seems only natural that I share some of my adventures, to convince would-be graduate students that they should pay $30,000 to come to Europe for a semester!

So, let’s get down to it. Budapest is awesome. Or as they would say, Budapesht is Aweshome! Located lessh than three hoursh by train from Vienna, I knew it was a musht-shee while I am here. However, I can shay without a doubt that the city is totally worth it even if you have to travel further. Besht deshcribed as an “edgier version of Vienna” Budapesht has all the great architecture and feel of a great European city, but shtill has enough grime and grit to make it intereshting and unique. Plus there’s communishm!

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Okay, that’s it with all the extra h’s, but if you are ever looking for another dose, whiskey always works best for me… and Sean Connery.

I think the most interesting part of Budapest for me personally was how foreign the language felt to me. Though I don’t really consider myself a polyglot by any stretch of the imagination, I can speak passable Russian, know a lot of German and have been to enough Spanish speaking countries to know the pleasantries. Despite all that, Hungarian is a complete puzzle to me. After a little research, it seems less surprising, considering that Hungarian is one of the few languages in Europe that isn’t Indo-European.

All of this becomes more important though when you arrive at 11:30pm in an empty train station and must find a way to your AirBnB. Of course, I did find it…eventually. I spent 20 minutes buying a bus ticket, then got on a bus that drove two blocks and kicked me off. In the end, I walked the remaining 8 blocks by foot. Fortunately the AirBnB was close to the train station…

Despite these troubles, or maybe because of them, I had a great time. I do have a Hungarian friend who I hung out with most of the weekend, which helped, but the experience reminded me how challenging, but valuable, it is to feel completely helpless at times. I wouldn’t choose it as a constant condition, but every now and then, I think, it is useful to feel completely lost. Or should I shay, completely losht.

Anyway, that’s it for now. You may notice this entry is coming a long time after my last, but I promise another will follow it very shortly and hopefully they will become more regular after that. Until next time!

From the Beginning…

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I don’t like writing introductions. Especially at the beginning. So, for now, it suffices to say the following:

I am a graduate student in my last semester of graduate school at the newly renamed Middlebury Institute of International Studies at Monterey (Formerly the Monterey Institute of International Studies, a Graduate School of Middlebury College – I know, they’re both kinda ridiculous names). I have two great passions in life so far (in no particular order): (1) Sandwiches, and (2) Nuclear Nonproliferation. As such (I life the phrase as such!), I have chosen to pursue one of those passions during my final semester of graduate school by interning at the International Atomic Energy Agency, or IAEA, in Vienna, Austria. In case you aren’t familiar with the IAEA (or haven’t tried what they call sandwiches in Vienna), then let me explain that it is often considered the “World’s Nuclear Watchdog” and one of the most important aspects of the Nuclear Nonproliferation Regime. I will be working here for the next 4.5 – ??? months, and during that time, I hope to learn a lot more about nuclear nonproliferation. I also hope to learn why the Austrians can’t put another piece of bread on their sandwiches. Somewhere in between, I’ll probably talk about life in Vienna, my love of the conjunction “As Such”, and anything else that comes to mind.

Feel free to comment or ask questions as they come to you. Maybe it’ll give me some more direction to my ranting. Perhaps, even sometime towards the end, I’ll finally get around to writing the beginning. Enjoy – Every Wich Way.