First things first: talk about my Gall Bladder.
(Show scar maybe? Chicks dig scars right?)
Decide in advance if I should wear a hat or not
Scare lady
Hehehehe, I’m such a jokester!
In case of politically charged question regarding China, don’t mention that kegger I went to with Hu Jintao.
Figure out who the dude who keeps standing behind me is.
Seriously, the way he interrupts me is getting a bit rude.
Urge Middlebury to Divest From All Military and Unsustainable Investments
This is pretty important, hope I have time to get around to this point.